Hear any good accountant jokes lately? Feel free to submit your 'funnies' to the Office of Debra R. Schill, CPA. We like a good joke...
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
Old accountants never die. They just lose their balance.
How is your daughter doing in accounting class?
Great. Now instead of asking us for her allowance. She bills us for it.
